This thing called “giving” has codes to it. ‘Say person no give you or give you’ is strictly a function of your ability to understand the code to unlock their giving ability. Most mothers and wives understand this very well, this is why the phrase “Mumu button” exists.
I have tried to identify some codes for use in 2024, you can start applying them on some of your relatives (rich or comfortable) who are currently in the village, and you may just be lucky.
1. Pity Code; this is usually used on people who easily pity others. To get anything from them you must paint a sorry picture of the situation.
2. Praise code; this class of givers you cannot get anything from them unless you become “Okigbo Mbem” or hypeman of their known and unknown strong points. Particularly, many of our local business guys/traders fall for this easily.
3. Education code: this one are for people who love education. Just tell them the money is for “school fees”, “professional exams”, “short course” etc then watch them open their closed vault. I personally know someone who falls for this easily.
4. Case/trouble Code: these ones do not give unless it is for case or trouble… family quarrel, village squabbles, land matter or any issue they consider “intimidation” against another. Most elder brothers fall for this code easily, just tell them one wicked man wants to grab your family land, and he will enrich you enough to fight the matter and become even more comfortable.
5. Religious code: this people are only unlocked when they hear “in Jesus name” or see a clergy. These ones are the type that will never send money for school fees or house rent, but are the first to pay huge sums for “family liberation”.
6. Women code: these ones can only give you money in presence of a woman or in exchange for same. Just show them fine girl and money will drop immediately.
7. Business code: these ones are excited by business, so once the money you want is for business they are willing to unlock their vault and give you at interest free or at some interest rate.
There are more codes, if none of this works for you, then you would need to sign up to my masterclass on this subject so I can give one ultimate code to elicit seamless giving from others. I will be dropping the details soon. Just stick to this space!
— Mazi Ejimofor Opara